New Weight Loss Plan

Do you want to lose weight before the Holiday Season?

Is there a special man or lady you want to impress?

Have you tried and tried to lose weight only to find yourself hungry all the time?

answer you have been seeking.

No Exercise. No dieting - In fact, you are encouraged to eat all that you can. No harsh chemicals or stimulants that leave you jittery.

Here's how it works. After sending me your credit card information, I will send you a vial of patented FluLoss. By simply misting the air around you and breathing normally, you will soon find yourself in a hypermetabolic state where you burn more calories even when you sleep. Using natural thermogenisis, you body's basal metabolism will be raised to levels unmatched by herbal stimulants. Within days, your heart rate will increase, your breathing will become more rapid and you will use more energy simply trying to maintain an abnormally high body temperature.

But wait, there's more! Some folks find that after seven to ten days on the
FluLoss plan, they begin to return to baseline metabolism. Now, with no additional charge, a special organic nose spray containing only the highest quality bacteria is included with your order. By inoculating raw nasal tissues with bacteria, the effects of the FluLoss plan can be enjoyed until you lose all the weight you desire.

Act now before supplies run out. Learn firsthand about the weapon that will fight your weight loss battles for you once and for all.

j

P.S. If I don't get any business from this, I'm gonna market it to the Dept of Defense as germ warfare.

Alas, the CDC put out word yesterday that the flu epidemic is looking bad for a number of reasons. First, the flu vaccine is offered in Oct. so that you have a few weeks to build up antibodies. This year, there are areas of the country where it is so early that the vaccine will not be fully effective. Second, the most common flu reported does not match any of the viruses that are used in this year's cocktail. Frankly, if you have the vaccine and still get it, it will likely be a lesser case but yes, it will work in the immediate future for those of you with fluvaccine.

I was gonna get mine several times and didn't take the time. Being that our flu season is usually late Dec and January, I would have thought I had time.
Oops.

I am sorry Julianne, I thought this was spam and I didn't notice that is was

spam it is hard to filter.

That was really rude, Roxan. Seems we were all sympathetic to your recent health problems.

Why not read the post before telling me to go away.

well, maybe not this year... The strain around here seems to be catching even if we've had our vaccinations. :-/

But yes, in general - to vaccinate an office of people at - what - $50 a shot is alot cheaper than losing a weeks worth of manhours per person to the flu. And to pay for the spouse and families as well - small price to pay to keep an entire family from catching it and spreading it or lost manhours for taking care of sick kids.

But, will this weight loss plan work for those folks who have the rare disorder of fluvaccine?

No problem. My feelings are kind of raw as I slowly begin to recover.

Actually, it can be as low as 8.00 a shot and even if you get the flu, it will likely be a milder case. There is also evidence that shows that you will catch fewer colds throughout the winter. There is a huge return on investment!

Thanks for forgiving me. I hate spam and we get so much here and I don't usually respond which is the best thing to do. You had a right to tell me off. It was just a misunderstanding on my part. Have a great day.

I have this "luxury" at work.... They bring in a company to do the shots here at the office. For free, for employee and any family members who want to come by. You can't complain about that.

I got my shot, I think it was 3 weeks ago... Not sure exactly.

Our company does the same thing. I think they've learned it's to their advantage.

Go away, if you believe in magic pills you have come to the wrong place. We are all smarter then to think we would be dumb enough to send you our credit card information.